Hello, Please Shut The Fuck Up.
Hi there, countless masses of uninformed and ignorant fucks! Just dropping in to throw my two cents into your empty pockets. So, let me guess. You’re still up in arms about our President’s speech to the kids today, right? Alright. Stop it. Just, stop it. If you didn’t read it, or kept your shit-spawn home today so they wouldn’t have to hear what Dear Leader had to say, let me sum it up for you.
“Dear kids of America. Please stop thinking that you’re going to be famous. Because you’re not. You’re not going to be the next marginally-talented pair of tits that gets rich and famous for letting someone fuck you while filming it on a camcorder. You are not going to achieve the success of J-Hova, (props on the Blueprint 3!) or next guy that can dribble a ball and get sponsorship. So, how about trying instead? Novel idea, right? Well, look around you. Our country’s intelligence level is just above throwing our own shit at each other right now. Why not try to use the few brains that haven’t been rotted away to become an important, well-functioning member of society?
Believe me, I used to hate school just as much as you. I would get up far too fucking early to care about anything, be forced out of the house by my single-parent, and sit and listen to people drone on all day about shit I could care less about. But, here’s the catcher. Not all, but some, SOME of these people know what the fuck they are talking about. And they can help you. They can help prepare you for dealing with life. It might not even be something that is taught in their lesson plan, but something that is told to you one on one.
Now, your parents might tell you this speech is nothing more than political propaganda that I’m using for my own good. Ignore them. They are fucking retarded. If wanting our children to be well-educated to better the future of this country is actually Socialist, then so be it. But if you step back and really look at it, it’s just common sense. Do you remember common sense? People used to have it in this country. But now that a black man is the President, they’ve let it go and replaced it with bigotry and stupidity. Actually, scratch that. They did that with eight years of Bush as President.
God Bless America, because God knows we fucking need it.”
Now, if it wasn’t the speech that had you mad as a hatter, it’s the whole healthcare debacle. Remember, this is an issue that will never be solved with perfection. It just WILL NOT BE. What we all need to do, instead, is calm the fuck down, and remember that we’re all supposed to be in this together. Whatever side you’re on, none of us will ever 100% agree, and if we did, unicorns would be fucking garden gnomes, and John Lennon would be doing a “Monsters Of Nostalgia” tour with Sha Na Na and Peter Noone, (look it up, assholes, it’s funny.)
My point, everyone, is that we should be working for the better of everyone, and by that, I mean EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF US. There are a lot of idiots out there, most of which I just demeaned like a helpless paraplegic, but that DOES NOT mean that I want them to live in poverty or misery. We all deserve the best chance we can get. No one should wake up every morning dreading life. God knows enough of us do already, but we shouldn’t have to do it feeling sickly.
